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When Mars Attacks, Giuliani’s Ready

October 15, 2007

In an effort to win the all-important disaster movie enthusiasts vote, presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani made it clear today that he would know what to do in the case of an alien invasion from Mars. It’s nice to know that the former mayor of New York is willing to fight the good fight in the intergalactic war on terror. He instilled confidence in his constituents when he declared “We’ll be prepared for that. Yes we will.” Sure, the aliens will probably have impenetrable shields and futuristic weapons, but Rudy’s not worried. This begs the question, how would Rudy stack up against some of the great sci fi disaster movie presidents of our time? My guess is that he’d fall somewhere between Jack Nicholson’s President Dale and my personal hero, President Thomas J Whitmore:

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